just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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