There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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