8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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