dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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