peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I would fuck him just for his dog
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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