I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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