turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
A+ Viking dick
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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