How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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