You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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