Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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