She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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