She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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