Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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