I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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