I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize
