i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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