Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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