He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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