I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My cat gives me a boner
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
