I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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