You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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