i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
