omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The adults are the big ones right?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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