At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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