if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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