White coat. Heels.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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