please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
accomplished twins. life is a go
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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