i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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