so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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