If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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