it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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