doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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