I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
