idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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