8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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