She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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