he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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