So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
