I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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