he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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