Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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