I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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