she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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