not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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