Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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