I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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