Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
