Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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