Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
sex in a hospital.. check
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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