Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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